iOS 4.2 is NO FASTER on a 3G than 4.1 was - LAME!

by 22. November 2010 23:06

I have been waiting to get iOS 4.2 to see if it could breathe a little life into a 2 year old (2... seriously) phone. I upgraded about an hour ago and I'm here to tell you... didn't do a darn bit of good.

You may see videos on YouTube or whatever.. .but here's the thing.. you can fake it.

Reboot your iPhone, IMMEDIATELY go into Messaging, YAY IT'S SO FAST .... now go to Safari browse a little, one page is fine... now go to another app, any app ... NOW go back to Messaging... LAME, STILL SUCKS. Opening your Camera or Photo app? Get ready for the same 2-8 second lag you had before.

Very disappointed, Apple. Very, very disappointed.

Theres going to be a post here in the near future debating converting to an Android or upgrading to iPhone 4.

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Apple | Complaining | iPhone | Techie

If your device has a 5-inch screen and no phone, it's not a tablet, it's a PDA. Accept it.

by 16. June 2010 19:30

Lets get something straight here: Giving a device the label 'tablet' implies a few things...

  1. I'm going to ingest it
  2. I'm going to dissolve it in something
  3. I'm going to write on it (like paper)
  4. I'm going to read from it (like paper)

While your companys 5-inch, no-phone-having device may be amazing, it's not a tablet. It's a Personal Digital Assistant. 'But it's so much more..', no it isn't. It's a palm pilot in 2010. A tablet would be something like, for instance, the iPad, or the JuJu. There are special purpose tablets, like the WACOM drawing tablets... I'd almost call that a drawing 'pad', but I think tablet works there.

THIS (DELL Streak),on the other hand... NOT A TABLET, it's dinky, it fits in your pocket, you technically can read and write on it, but it's not a tablet... it's a PDA, and a mighty bad-ass PDA at that.

I'm officially putting a 7-inch minimum on screen size to be considered a tablet.

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Complaining | Techie

Payday Loans, Triple Z Seo Services, Spirinet Technology Services, and RapidShare can suck it, and are a scam.

by 13. May 2010 00:50

Here and there I go through and clean up the the mess that spammers leave in my comments. So... here's some free advertising courtesy of jerzakie.com!

RapidShare routinely leaves links to thier wiki page which is nothing short of a crappy advertisement. I wouldn't buy free money from them, and given thier advertising practices, leaving fake blog comments, neither should you. Up yours, RapidShare.

PayDay Loans: Again another spammer, I didn't save the URL because it changes all the time. SCAM!

Anything relating to SEO from Dubai: Again, crap, stop using my blog, all 4 of my readers arent going to buy your sorry-ass service.

[edit 5/20/2010]
... such as http://www.triplezseoservices.com/ who put a comment today that was trapped by my spam filter. Thanks for the great comment "Great I really like you work so much.". lame. And credit to Spirinet Technology Services for also leaving fake comments, you can contact dfads@gmail.com about that for fun and amusement!

Here's a quick guide: If you're going to spam my blog, I'll delete it. Leaving comments like "I really love this post, I've been coming here for a while, I tell all my friend to subscribe! Keep up the good blog!" are an automatic delete.

BlogEngine developers: PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE IMPLEMENT AKISMET! JUST UPGRADED TO v1.6... THANK YOU!

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Complaining

.NET Triplet and Pair classes… and a lesson in lousy namespacing.

by 20. February 2010 20:16

 

This week I was working on a project and came across a class I’d never used in C# called a Triplet. You can look up the Triplet on MSDN here.

The Triplet is just a class with three properties: First, Second, and Third. Each of the properties holds an instance of an object. That’s it. That’s all this thing does. The very first thing I noticed once I saw what it did was the namespace it’s in. You’d think it would be in System.Collections, or System.Collections.Specialized or something, but no… it’s it System.Web.UI along with things like the System.Web.UI.Control class. WTFBBQ?

I would love to hear a rational explanation for this. I am pretty anal about namespacing and I don’t like having to stretch the tasteful bounds of a namespace to put something in. I will on occasion, but this is a bit much.

I downloaded Reflector to see if I could find any other gems stored in that namespace. Lo and behold… I find Pair. Care to guess what Pair is? Exactly.. it’s the same as Triplet… but with…. TWO properties.

Up on obsessing over this I started to think about why these classes even exist at all.  What is wrong with object[] objArray = new object[2]; ? Is that so complicated that there needs to be a type, and a horribly misplaced type at that?

In lieu of my findings I have created the following class I want added to the .NET Framework …. The Duodecuple.

1: using System;
2: //Stay consistent with completely nonsensical namespacing namespace System.Workflow.Runtime.DebugEngine
3: {
4:      // that's "12" for those of you who don't feel like going to wikipedia
5:      public class Duodecuple
6:      {
7:               public object First { get; set; }
8:               public object Second { get; set; }
9:               public object Third { get; set; }
10:               public object Fourth { get; set; }
11:               public object Fifth { get; set; }
12:               public object Sixth { get; set; }
13:               public object Seventh { get; set; }
14:               public object Eighth { get; set; }
15:               public object Ninth { get; set; }
16:               public object Tenth { get; set; }
17:               public object Eleventh { get; set; }
18:               public object Twelfth { get; set; }
19:               ///
20:               /// Constructor. Since we're taling C# 3.5+ here you can just
21:               /// instantiate with ... new Duodecuple { First = whatever, Second = anotherObject };
22:               /// No sense in having all those constructors
23:               ///
24:               public Duodecuple (){}
25:      } }

you're welcome.

-Mike

 

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.NET | Complaining | Development

Why the hell is Photoshop so expensive?

by 31. October 2008 08:01

why is Photoshop so damn expensive? Yeah it's awesome, but it's something like $800?! WTF? Yeah I could use Gimp, but as "full featured" as Gimp is.. Gimp sucks balls. It's no so much that it doesn't do enough, it does, the problem is that using Gimp is awful. I think part of the problem is that it isn't Photoshop.
I digress. I want to use Photoshop, but I don't charge for pretty much anything, and I will probably just use it to make a bunch of stupid FAIL pictures anyway.

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Complaining | Cheapass

Red Ring... XBox 360.. Take 3

by 31. October 2008 01:06
Piece of crapWell CRAP. I have a 5 days off of work, and I was REALLY looking forward to playing some sweet bideogamesth! And what do you know... I start playing the TimeShift demo and my 360 locks up. I restart it and look in horror as I get.... THE RED RING OF DEATH (on my 360, it's not some weird venereal disease). The last time my 360 crapped out was Sept of 07, I've had it back for 13 months. My warranty doesn't run out until Dec. 2008, so I am going to renew until Dec. 2009. It's only $30. .so whatever. Damn I hate broken stuff

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